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If God hadn’t wanted us to smack our bitches around, he wouldn’t have given us hands.

Another great Funny or Die find from friend of the site and secret long-distance lover Dan Zuccarelli. Turns out that Jack McBrayer, better known as 30 Rock’s Kenneth the NBC page, has a neat little series of educational films entitled Livin’ ‘Neath the Law with Jack McBrayer. How to Keep Your Bitches in Line (the episode above) offers some fantastic relationship to help keep things running smoothly (with the aid of your pimp hand.) Hit the jump to check out the other two episodes, How to Rip Off a Drug Dealer and How To Successfully Orchestrate a Home Invasion.

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Phil Hartman for Activision’s Ice Hockey

Fuck do I miss Phil Hartman. Not only was he a rock on SNL for years, but he provided the voice for the greatest Simpsons side character of all time: Troy McClure. It was really classy of The Simpsons to retire all of his characters after his passing, but seriously — who doesn’t miss Troy??

So there I was, surfing around YouTube reliving memories of a young Philium, when I came across this: a young Phil Hartman in a commercial for Activision’s Ice Hockey on the Atari 2600.

From mild-mannered to maniac in 30 seconds — sounds like Phil Hartman to me.




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