Some people would like to argue that I don’t have a racist bone in my body, and they’d be right. Turns out that my central nervous system is riddled with the antithesis of white guilt and a vicious sense of humor about all things racial. Doesn’t mean I hate anyone — just means I’m mean. With that in mind, I was in a bit of a mischievous mood and thought it might be fun to put together a list of reasons why Obama is my man (despite the fact that he’s not “the man”).
- Chrome spinners + hydraulics = a better Air Force One.
- National debt eliminated with food stamps.
- Bi-racial = bi-partisan?
- Five words: Al Sharpton, Secratary of State.
- Black Panthers + S1W > US Army.
- Kwanzaa = +1 paid day off.
- When he’s passionate about something, he sounds like The Rock.
- Will Smith ears are sexy.
- It’ll keep Fred Armisen working and in black face for 4-8 years.
- National anthem changed to theme from Good Times.
Let’s get this list as long as we can. What would you add?
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